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Shallow Scribbles of an Autobiography of a Pissed Off Guru of Today’s Nonsense

Monday, 28 March 2011

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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Shallow Scribbles of an Autobiography of a Pissed Off Guru of Today’s Nonsense

Yesterday was just a regular day like any other..

I journey the path which is frequently travelled. I blend with the crowd wearing their poker faces. I mimic actions like an alien. Came in and out of the room like a ghost. I watch this chaotic planet as a marshal with all eyes shut wide open in an unsubstantiated observations but I have a retained informations in an exabytes chips inside my brain. With backup UPS for frequent system and power breakdowns. 

So who am i? 
Nothing else to be noted about me..
I am just like any ordinary creep found in your social networking accounts, listed on your Facebok, Twitter, LinkedIn, Stumbleupon, Reddit, Youtube. I am the typical pest mingling around your comfort zone.

I am a swindler
... A scammer.
... A gambler.
... A snatcher of ideas.
... A convicted rapist of thoughts.
... An unstructured terrorist of emotions.
... An award-winner dramatic actress of a forgotten life.
... An angst-ridden blogger.
... A mushy music lover.
... A workaholic prototype cyborg who works 8 hours a day in a hell-like cubicle with a mind forced to function even at my comfort of my home.
... An under-appreciated creative-less designer.
... A clueless techie.
... A deranged geek in the pink...


...And a certified guru of lessons learned from TODAY'S NONSENSE.